darvocet

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

.. I’m gonna need about three fiddy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I had to pause reading and make sure that this was represented in the comments. Carrying on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Cat nap charging. Let it get down to 1% and only allow yourself 5 minute bursts of charge. That will bump you up to like 6%. The ~~licking~~ notifications should begin shortly after that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OMG we need to stop. It’s gotten too real now. The only saving graces are that this is a day old post on Lemmy and so venture capitalists are unlikely to still see it.

But damned if I don’t think Anker could make something out of this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That’s interesting!! I don’t know! We went to the eye doctor and they confirmed (she didn’t totally believe me). She wasn’t in contact with her father and I don’t know if she ever discussed it with her mom or sister.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (11 children)

Semi interesting story. Was driving my exwife around the city and noted how the color tint on one of the buildings as cool. It was a checkerboard pattern or something in different shades of blue/green. She couldn’t see it and said it was “glass colored”. She couldn’t really get how the glass was tinted a color.

Anyways printed out a handful of these and yep, she had partial color blindness. That’s how she found out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You start at $30 which is plenty for the product. Hell the single yearly supply shouldn’t cost that much. Then overtime you slowly increase and changed rates for new subscribers.

Eventually you’ll have to implement location locks - can’t ship cables to more than one addresss. Plus you really don’t want people sharing or giving out cables to friends - so maybe the cables need to be smart and somehow phone home?

That would be nice cause then we could capture some user data and maybe target some advertising

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (8 children)

It’s just unoriginal thinking. What does every business want? Lots of cash that comes in automatically on a known schedule. How can we do that? Have our customers subscribe. What will they subscribe for? Hmm lifetime speakers? Lifetime cable replacement?

Side note business idea: subscription usb power bricks. We send you a variety of cables that work for everything. If one breaks we send you another. $30/yr

Never worry about broken cables again!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mm nacho cheese toes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is what one should expect from someone obsessed with crocs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Nature is healing itself.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

In that moment, it was for him.

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