What if they just licked your ear all the time? That just might convince me there is a heavan.
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What if tongues had tiny ears and every time you drank water it felt like getting water in them.
That's what great UX is all about, baby
Help how do I unread something
Can I make it a manual action? Because sometimes my ear canal is itchy AF and if a tiny tongue could solve that problem without making me look like I'm trying to tickle my brain, I'm all in on that.
I should have heeded the title, gross lol.
It would have cost you $0 to not post this
In that case I would just be forced to purchase airpods.
Unrelated: how do I maintain a consistently low battery level in my Airpods?
Cat nap charging. Let it get down to 1% and only allow yourself 5 minute bursts of charge. That will bump you up to like 6%. The ~~licking~~ notifications should begin shortly after that.
I would have very clean ears then.
Laughs in 3.5mm
Extra long tongues.
"How do you delete someone else's post... From your mind!"
(Ugh, gif didn't work)
My gif to your jiff!!
I should have heeded your warning random internet person
They might as well. The one pair of airpod pros I had would screech into my ear if the battery was low, which happened often because they cram as much useless garbage "features" into them as they can which drain the battery rather quickly. I had to stop using them for video calls at work because I couldn't get past a 90 min meeting without one screeching in my ear. Switched to some old Sony ear buds with less features and am much happier.