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Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say (www.ksat.com)

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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Police determined that the shooting was the result of a freak accident.

Hey now, he may be dumb but calling him a freak is ... oh, never mind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This was the most onion headline I've read and it took a long minute to realize where I was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Freedumb!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Gun people are deranged.

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