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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's wild how much denial I'm seeing.

 
 

Federal authorities descended on a park where children were playing in California on Monday to conduct enforcement operations.

Dozens of federal agents in tactical gear, heavily armed and dressed in military-style uniforms, staged what seemed to be an immigration enforcement action, drawing swift condemnation from Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, who rushed to the scene in response.

 
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Damn Ben Kenobi gaslighting and protecting sex offenders now? What next, take children and train them to be child soldiers?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly thought Larry David inflated his own value to Seinfeld after the show ended.

But after binging on all of Curb Your Enthusiasm... Yeah Larry is quite a guy and the soul of Seinfeld.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd recommend working at a old folks home.

They love banter. And if they have a specific illness, you can repeat your quickly lines over and over.

 

Via the comments, it's been retconed.

Usually id do at least another 5-15 minutes of research but I have to go to work and I thought this was funny. So Just Post it is.

Where I stole this from https://rdx.overdevs.com/comments.html?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FTopCharacterTropes%2Fcomments%2F1lub0ai%2Fhated_trope_that_kind_of_autistic_character%2F

 
 

KERRVILLE, Texas (Gray News/AP) – Volunteer firefighters from Acuña, Mexico, are helping rescue and recover teams in Texas after flash floods killed more than 80 people over the Fourth of July holiday weekend and left others still missing.

According to a protective services government agency in Mexico, the Civil Protection Water Rescue Team and Cure Firefighters teamed up with the nonprofit organization Foundation 911 to assist in search efforts in Kerrville, Texas.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If the nerds can figure out how long it'll take to jerk off everyone in the audience... They can figure out how long it'll take for Superman to punch every ICE agent.

 

While tourism is booming across the rest of the world, the U.S. is a notable loser this year as tens of millions of international visitors are choosing to travel elsewhere—costing the economy up to $29 billion—and risking millions of jobs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Another distraction tactic.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Going to need that comic book where ICE arrests Superman and he punches a ICE's facemask off to reveal a KKK hood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Depends on the time of the day, if Trump/Musk is raging/etc.

 
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (5 children)

While I share that sentiment at times, I think about how the rest of the world looks at America.

Like if someone said:

"Americans did this to themselves. Fuck them."

Like damn, I didn't do any of this I'm just trying to survive 😭

 
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

If you search for Grok in the tweet history, Grok has said it in almost every single message in the past three days. I can't laugh any harder at this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dang thanks! Spell correct bitting me hard

 

Vladimir Putin’s government has launched an aggressive campaign to nationalize the assets of Konstantin Strukov, one of Russia’s richest men and the owner of the country’s largest gold mining company. The move marks a sharp escalation in the Kremlin’s efforts to extract wealth from within its own elite as the financial toll of the war in Ukraine deepens.

Strukov, whose fortune is estimated at over $3.5 billion, is the founder of Yuzhuralzoloto—a gold empire built over decades with strong ties to the Kremlin. But on July 5, his private jet was grounded by Russian authorities as it prepared to leave for Turkey. His passport was reportedly seized, and the aircraft barred from departing.

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