TheReanuKeeves

joined 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 33 minutes ago (3 children)

There's gotta be at least 1 person taking advantage of this to mask up and steal 50-80 pounds of raw steaks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 52 minutes ago

This seems like a good way to get disappeared or sent to guantanemo and have your legal documents "lost"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't personally have an issue with it but my 60 million roommates will have to share 1 bathroom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

So stupid that it might not even be serious. I guess I need to explicitly state that people shouldn't strive to be deported?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 hours ago

What I'm hearing is that you get free food, no rent, and access to a closely knit community of people who have many experiences to share

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

You could always switch to plastic bags instead of paper if your stool ain't stooling but plastic is bad for the environment.

I don't know how you're going to kill 420 Russians with your guitar though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

The way I see it, they can say yes or no. Which is basically 50/50 so you have a 50% chance of passing this stage.

The rest of it is easy work as long as you're all young, fit, combat trained, able to fake at least 3 european accents, have solid bowel movements, have international underworld connections, a bit of business sense, and a small fortune in a swiss bank

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Like...in my apartment? Probably not but I've also never tried.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (4 children)

Convince your loved ones to sell all of their material belongings, announce as a group that you are a band of undocumented Romanian gypsies, get deported, arrive in Romania, hoof it to the Ukraine border and claim to be Ukrainian refugees, be accepted into the UK,

Open the first Michelin recognized hotdog and burger food cart, sell your life rights to netflix, go back to the US with all your new money, shit in a paper bag, set it on fire, leave it on the doorsteps of people that have wronged you, go back to the UK, find out that the nearby shawarma shop has stolen your clientele, get depressed, get in a physical argument with the shawarma guys, get deported back to Ukraine,

Channel your anger into fighting the Russians, become known as the Ukrainian ghost sniper with 420 confirmed kills, die a hero, your grandchildren try to sell your war memorabilia on the dark web for vape money, uncover your hidden past as an American, they shit in a paper bag, light it on fire, then leave it on the front porch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I read this with pauses in the wrong spots and thought it was going to be some kind of joke that your boss was your wife or something

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Brother, I think being rolled down the street by a sumo wrestler is a better experience than most public transport around here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I think it should be expected for them to cover that. Don't car companies have a legal obligation if their vehicle malfunctions?

 

A nice roasted duck gets my mouth leaking like an old galvanized pipe that you didn't realize was rotting from the inside out

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