TheMongoose

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

It's the ciiiiiiiiiircle of lif *gets eye scratched out

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And I feel bad for those of them that didn’t vote Tory in the last couple of elections and didn’t vote for Brexit. The rest of them were turkeys voting for Christmas and the fact that they’re surprised about this means they’ll probably vote Tory next time too and think their problems are still due to immigrants…

Not to exclusively blame them, of course. Tory scum are the root of all the problems and the sooner we take them out and shoot them, the better for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Fugu. I’m far too much of a coward to try it normally.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)

More likely the D&D/fantasy version. Harry Potter called them “horcruxes”. Keep your soul in a box and whatever happens to your body, you can’t truly die.

But I didn’t know they were based on Jewish mythology, so thanks for that TIL!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Shenanigans.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

How do we stop Iran killing their own citizens? I know, we kill them first! I are very smart!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I’d assume they were still called “Woody” and “Buzz”…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nah, cows can't move that fast.

They can't fly either...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Ahahahahahaaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ah.

Glorious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It just looks creepily like Mara's right arm is bending backwards.

What a great pair of books though (Allegiance and Choice of One). Would have made a great Disney Plus series if that had been a thing back when they were released. Honestly, they could still do something similar. Cut out Mara (sad face) and the Luke and Han stuff, but a story about a group of renegade stormtroopers trying to make the Empire a better place by taking out pirate gangs and corrupt Imperials would be pretty awesome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If your state doesn't have concealed or open carry laws, you can still 'bear arms' by having them at home and transporting them in proper cases, correct? So this isn't paywalling the right to own guns, just the right to take them around with you like a murdery little comfort blanket.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

And none of this 'working from home' rubbish. If you're not infecting all your coworkers, are you even trying?

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