ShittyKopper

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rule (media.d.on-t.work)
 

[alt: jack black as steve from the minecraft movie teaser, saying "i am". the video freezes and slides down to revel the caption "bro is"]

(is lemmy supid? why doesn't it show the alt text field for videos?)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'm pretty excited for fedify since i'm unsure if there has been any other activitypub abstraction that feels as comprehensive as it seems right now (from a brief skim, anyway).

one thing i had in mind ever since i first skimmed the docs some time ago is this:

federation.setActorDispatcher("/users/{handle}", async (ctx, handle) => {

i would really recommend you to NOT tell people to use handles here. i assume this is just naming and the framework doesn't actually require a handle there, but documentation matters and if you follow on the footsteps of mastodon, pleroma, lemmy, and friends everyone who follows your docs will lose the ability to change usernames down the line without more pain than it's worth (and yes, there are software out there that allow it right now! please do not build fedi software assuming usernames are immutable jsut because mastodon doesn't let people do it)

just like how you wouldn't use a natural key in a database, you should tell people to use a surrogate key like an autoincrement id or a uuid on the actor IDs, as they're effectively permanent. while it may be probably fine for a quickstart thing like this to omit that, a lot of permanent codebases do start up by following these kinds of guides, and nudging people to do the correct thing when it's not that hard is always a good idea IMO

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 days ago (2 children)

yep, definitely. i just thought "hey wouldn't it be funny if two dudes just ate some undefined substance because it's cheap" and, uhhh, yeah

[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 days ago (4 children)

i genuinely love it when people make their own meaning about shit i make sleep deprived out my mind because i thought of a funny word

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substrate rule (media.d.on-t.work)
 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yep, all this ^^^

This is also one of the reasons why I believe ActivityPub client-to-server failed and will likely never gain much traction. It either needs every single client to re-implement all the features it wants from scratch, or the entire ecosystem needs to be dumbed down to fit a single mold. Leave all the unique functionality in "uncommon" software like (streams) and friends, even software like Lemmy or PeerTube would likely be extremely difficult to build in a world where client-to-server actually became a thing.

The only way I can see C2S actually taking off is as IPC protocol between an "app server" (which would be the equivalent of Mastodon or Lemmy or (streams)) and a "federation server" which is just a dumb pipe that distributes and receives objects and activities, and even that has it's fair share of concerns, both around efficiency and the same "dumbing down" problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

most people on lemmy do not understand the tradeoffs both activitypub and it's implementors do, as evidenced by this exact community we're in. these memes wouldn't gain any traction even if they were funny to their intended audience (which i have doubts on if it's possible to do but idk i'm not creative enough)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (21 children)

id argue none of those are fun topics you can joke about but "memes as a form of outrage" (aside from, like, two) which is already a problem (see all the political memes on any of the meme communities for countless examples) we do not need to encourage imo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (30 children)

to be fair there isn't that much about the fedi in general that you can meme about. the closes you can get are in jokes but:

a) lemmy doesnt have them because this place is uncreative and only serves as a dumping ground from memes from other places when they aren't bickering about politics
b) in jokes of different parts of fedi do not translate well just because they share a protocol, given the extremely little overlap on people here
c) they're not really "fediverse memes" just because they happened in the fediverse, are they

 

[alt: a video of a kitten with a voiceover saying "if you just know you're that girl, you just have no choice but to be that girl, and i feel like i'm that girl"]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Make emojis optional so you can still up/downvote

modern not-misskey implementations of federated emoji reactions do separate likes from reactions, if lemmy doesn't want to reinvent the wheel (they have no reason to!), this will most likely be how it'll work

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

upvoted but realized which community this was posted so i had to un-vote (i think thats how it works here)

emoji reactions and especially actual custom emojis that are not broken inline markdown images are one of the defining parts of the actually fun parts of the fedi and not having any (even as an option you can disable) just makes this site look even more of a boring politics shitflinging and linux evangelism platform instead of somewhere you can expect people to relax and have fun at

they are way less of a distraction than replies with reaction images and 10 gigabyte animated gifs which take up half your screen and seem to be favored by the people here considering the negative reactions (ha!) this opinion got

i'd also be in favor of MFM, too. doing MFM art is much more of a creative expression than shilling firefox or grumbling about how the US is falling apart

just,,,,, please implement them correctly and in an interoperable fashion, and not like the broken mess of a custom emoji system lemmy has today

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is what it feels like reading a post from a mastodon.social user except they have a character limit of like 2 so instead of separating the #hashtags they will #PutThemInline #LikeThis so you get an #aneurysm reading a post

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

iirc mastodon was implementing smithereen's flavor of groups. no idea if they ended up changing course or anything (not following masto dev tok closely) but the way they work is fundamentally different from how Lemmy and compatible groups work

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

from what i can tell (from the work in progress pull request) mastodons group implementation explicitly does not aim for compatibility with lemmy

other than that, i agree on activitypub being crap in terms of making interoperability easy

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geologists (media.d.on-t.work)
 

[alt: Tumblr post from the purple geologist:

in my own experience with geology most precautions with smallest are to preserve the life and safety if the geologist, most of the rocks are fine

reply by laboradoresence:

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said "eh, it's soft enough" just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking Minecraft]

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be the ruleson (media.d.on-t.work)
 

[alt: inspirational quote from an air conditioner:

be the reason a building is cold inside]

(stolen from https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/1evhufi/i_had_a_dream_that_this_was_an_inspirational/)

 

[alt: reddit post titled "minecraft redstone machine idea to spice up your survival world"

the post contains the below image:

a diagram titled "heart attack simulator", where two sugar cane farms are connected to an and gate that activates when both farms update at the same time. the gate is connected to dispensers with 100 splash potions of harming, aimed towards an ender pearl statis chamber]

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yourule premium (media.d.on-t.work)
 

[alt text: dialog from YouTube Premium: "This could be your last video. Reactivate now to keep your life"]

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dan rule (media.d.on-t.work)
 

[alt: safety warning thingy, big red header simply saying "dan"

on the left is an icon of a person, presumably dan, with a giant "no" in front of it.

on the right is text edited to say "do not connect no matter how much it asks"]

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rule (media.d.on-t.work)
 

[alt: "you wouldn't download a car" edited to say "you woulge"]

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woag quirky ai rule (media.d.on-t.work)
 

[alt: blatantly edited google results page, all the new text is in comic sans.

search for "soup definition" returning an ai result saying "you can write literally anything on here and people will eat it up and blame it on ai. look im not even using the right font its not like anyone cares"]

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firule (media.d.on-t.work)
 

[alt: burning text: "fire extinguisher download"]

 

[alt: youtube thumbnail with the caption "this is the best keyboard according to ai"

all keys are either : or 3. the space bar is meow meow meow meow meow meow]

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