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[alt text: dialog from YouTube Premium: "This could be your last video. Reactivate now to keep your life"]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So, they want my adblockers on now..? Or they'll kill me? That's a pretty hard 180°, guys.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

"your life is nothing without me" - YouTube premium

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Put this in a Mr Lovens comic, watch YouTube do the sweating on the fourth panel.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is fake, right?

Please tell me this is fake.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

No, this is real, Mr YouTube will personally come over and shoot you in the face if you don't renew your YouTube premium subscription.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Susan Wojcicki personally came to my house and executed my cat

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this is true i was the wiring in the wall

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

no, this Google

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Is….that a threat? Lol. These companies are awful