Quetzlcoatl

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Most F150 owners also own a fart rocket

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Now is your chance to sell the new upside down american flags for triple the price to the stupidest people on planet earth. Do it quick before they realize they can just flip over the 27 flags they already own. End your ebay listing with god bless to really sell it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bald and obese. Just like american patriots.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I know a couple dudes who could use a good slathering of this stuff

[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago (17 children)

Cybertruck cant really truck. Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Why have they not outlawed boats? Boats are safer than cars.

Why havent we killed all the cobras? Cobras are safer than boats.

Why havent we outlawed kitchen knives? Kitchen knives are safer than cobras.

Am I doing this right? Its a fun game which deflects blame and changes the subject quite effectively.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

What do you call a lawyer killed by an emergency slide? A good start.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (14 children)

Never heard of phuks. Went there and immediately the first thing I came across was hate speech. Assuming its not open source?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Live by the sword...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Youre not a sociopath. Sociopath+Money=Elon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What was hard about it? Also what was the wall for?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Uninstalled

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