MikeyChaz

joined 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (23 children)

He should look both ways and pedestrian always has right of way..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I don’t care I’m still going to buy Mario kart and have fun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Do not disrespect me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Man at ex wife’s wedding

“Speak now or forever hold your peace”

He internalizes it as “speak now or forever hold in your piss”

He holds in his piss for 2 days and then dies of renal kidney failure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don’t care lol. Look how happy Kendrick is

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I had a dream I was lost in the sea and I used a large office water jug to float in the sea. I might try this at the beach and see how long I can hold onto it to stay afloat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Waller Benitez handles a case where the defendant stalked a coworker and kept posting about her online without her knowledge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This site if full of Waller Benitez subscribers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My girlfriend she is Italian

I cooked her pasta and she says “this is not pasta”

Then I told her “I can throw it away pasta la vista”

Lol we’ve been together 2 years :dril:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mom makes breakfast and I spit it out

She says “Mikey noooo…. Americans can’t afford egg and you spit it out”

I tell her “they can start laying egg if they can’t afford”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Come movie to Brazil dril

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