Hupf

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

Fear not, that's why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It's called Crowdsource or something.

What about a clipped fingernail? There's some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it's family?

https://lemmy.world/post/17712525 they're the same picture

Everything is a sword?

https://xkcd.com/1156/

Here's another somewhat relevant two-digit one then: https://xkcd.com/90/

It's over Anakin, I have la haute cuisine

Yes boss, we're uh validating the cooling systems in the server room.

Instantly hiring fbonk!

HWAT'S THIS?