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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

And who says chivalry is dead

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your sister must be fair as fuck

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fair as princess, it's "fair as a princess".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Date: "I hear sword swallowing is a neat hobby."
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dump him. That's a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I don't want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"sword".

That's a decorative wall hanger. Not a sword.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ornamental sword is not a sword?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Lol. Holds a finger up. Actually.... Shut up

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can you stab someone with it?

It is a sword.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Pencils are swords now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's a rapier. There are swords that can't stab at all. I don't call toothpicks swords either.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

A fork is multiple swords stuck to a stick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On one hand yeah not really a sword sword, just mall ninja shit. On the other? Thought counts for a bit, plus how often are you doing sword shit anyhow?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah, if you're not actively doing HEMA or reenactment fighting, the main use of a sword is probably decoration.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Start as you mean to go on. Sounds like a good catch.

If she dates him for any amount of time, she could end up with a full set of fantasy plate - she'd have to make sure he's clear about the kind of coverage she wants, but those are good relationship evaluation points.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If it were my sister, they wouldn't have my blessing before she's fully clad in plate armor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh she's the most precious thing in your world? Well defend her then