Glytch

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Where do I sign?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

That's why you build your own. It's actually really easy to do.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Pork and wine? What more could a boy ask for?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Instead of testing his capacity, can we instead test his capacitance? Light him up like Topsy the Elephant?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Tim Walz is governor of one of these states.

I agree feeding children is an unequivocally great use of tax dollars.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I wish they'd been able to make it an entire season like they initially wanted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

He'd love to see social workers do nothing, then he'd still have his kids.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Stolen from reddit:

The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time

Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he's got employees That can't make the rent

When the CEO makes a million And we don't make jack That's when we riot To take it all back

Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

But then you lose the best fight in Deadpool and Wolverine because it's a Honda Odyssey commercial.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

True power comes from the People

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Most of the ones on TV actually do warm reading where the audience gets question cards beforehand so the psychic already has a mark picked out when the performance starts.

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