FancyPantsFIRE

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It was fun for the Mars executives, was it not fun for you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If they try to stay will you wrestle your upvote back?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I guess it depends on the labor market, it could mean more competition for the same pool of game developers.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

It has “force”, but it’s not very impressive, I can shoot saliva in approximately a 1ft / 30cm arch.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (8 children)

This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:

  • gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
  • open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
  • bend my thumb down to my wrist
  • cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
  • make a three leaf clover with my tongue
  • click my tongue extremely loudly
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

P~~ee~~lastic is stored in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know, I keep seeing Christopher Walken when I see these pictures of the kid.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
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