EmoDuck

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

This has to be the most creative "hidden Saddam" meme I've seen today

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn't non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The aircraft carrier has clearly been placed on an aircraft carrier carrier

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

PLEASE keep calling it "googling it", even if you use other search engines. If enough of us do that, then Google can lose the copyright to their name

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I hate it when the Bluetooth gets caught on the door handle and rips my blue tooth out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

How else do you think gloves are made?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Putin should've thought twice about invading Cloud City

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It did make 23 landings. The last one just included a RUD

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few skulls

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If the F35 is an analogy of a horse then you can call me Mr Hands

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

 
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