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Username checks out.

Britain will have a hard time topping this. Maybe if Farage takes over the Tories and they win the next election, they’ll come up with a fitting riposte.

In the long run, we will all be dead, and none of this will matter.

Whitlam did a lot, but only Holt made a pact with Poseidon.

Heavy-handed metaphor is heavy-handed

If no woman will consent to a guy like that, he’ll just vote for the candidate who promises to abolish consent

So there’ll be mandatory age verification for accessing social media? I’m sure they’ll have robust firewalls to ensure that your identification data isn’t passed to the sites or their advertising partners. I’m equally sure that the police will have access to this data on day 1, and everybody from the tax office to local council will have it within a year.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?

There’s a theory that that’s essentially what mermaids would be: an appendage on an aquatic predator shaped by evolution to attract its prey (in this case, horny sailors)

Pity that the author is a sexcreep

Jill Stein’s rubbing her hands in anticipation

Covfefe, treason and plot