Your legs are gonna fall asleep if you don't get off the toilet sometime
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One of the best pros of getting therapy might be dealing with your crippling insecurity and bathroom issues
I can never get the harmonic resonance of my farts just right in the work toilets. At home I can make that baby hum like a didgeridoo
This is a valid point, the down side is I have to pay for the toilet paper and water myself.
I have a bidet and a towel. One toilet paper roll lasts 6 months.
Are you that cheap?
Sorry mate, I was just making a joke.
That ain't allowed in these here parts, pardner.
Don't you get bored of masturbating in the same toilet everyday?
Disagree, it means I have to fight with my partner for use of the toilet and she is somehow always in the bathroom
sounds like someone needs more fiber supplementation
Trap the place
Fuq yeah! I have a fancy Japanese bum-washer, it's far better than anything in an office, and you don't have to worry about what sounds or smells you make.
I'm in shambles any time I have to shit without a bidet
Americans are disgusting pigs running around with doodoo asses
I can only imagine. Can you image working in construction? No break room. Nowhere to sit for lunch. Eight porta potties for two hundred workers, sitting in the direct sun on a code red day. Dude that cleans them is puking.
When I got higher up, and got access to an entire building, I'd find an empty floor and use those bathrooms. Pure luxury.
Having worked construction, there are plenty of places to sit for lunch if you don't mind improvising or you drive to work. Porta-johns are definitely nightmarish tho. On the last job I worked, someone (we still aren't sure who) missed the hole with a puddle of straight diarrhea, rendering one of the only two toilets on the entire job virtually unusable.
I think my butt would get sore if I used the toilet all day long but its definitely better than doing it at work
I'm doing so right now.
I've never been able to work from home. But cool I guess?
It really is. After 11 years of remote work I would never go back to an office. I also understand we can't all work remote. I was an automotive and industrial painter for most of my pre-IT career and that would have been rather difficult to do over the internet :p
And access to my own stove and fridge when I declare lunchtime results in the best lunches I've ever had, be it steak, 500g of bacon, or just an egg.
And getting to arbitrarily declare lunchtime...
I like having access to my kitchen for lunch. Im less tempted to go out to eat when i can make something tasty and usually better than fast food
If you can smell it, a little piece is inside you.
Yes and I can use it as often as I want without guilt.
That and I can play music and videos with bothering anyone as background noise.
Actually the best benefit is being able to hang around my cat.
And husband, it's nice to see him too I guess.
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