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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Even if we could see the embryo implanted in a place that's going to kill both the fetus and the mother? Or where we can see the body growing with only half a head? Or their organs outside their body?

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

Why is nobody talking about the fucking double spine?

Or am I somehow stupid and interpreted that fucked up graphic wrong - if that even is possibly, because so much is wrong with that?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That's anatomically correct. These are the spinous processes cut in half.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm actually not sure if I'm falling for a joke here, but that's how I remember that a spine looks like

Even if it's a section view, there shouldn't be 2 of them... Or maybe I just don't see it correctly...

Edit: ah, now I somehow see it. But still, it doesn't really look correct with the spinal cord like splitting it. Although given that this would be a bit hard to visualise in a 2D slice...
I'm still not convinced that this is actually correct ;⁠-⁠)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But the penis you’re okay with.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Your marrow needs to go somewhere, also the spinal cord. Your pic has it simply from the side, not a cutaway

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It's weird that the baby isn't cut in half too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Must be twins.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

For $50 we can cut the baby up into as many halves as you like.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

The Omegaverse and its consequences.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't this the plot of one of Arnold's movies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Okay but why can't they make our cock and balls bigger and functional? I just need a couple more inches and a little girth. Why cant they do that?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago

If I'm seeing this right, dude's got a cloaca? A cloaca doesn't have to be for eggs?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Nope this image is older than llms and modern gen AI. Source, I saw it years ago

[–] [email protected] 110 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The amount of comments not pointing out the genitals is worrying. Both from an intelligence and horniness point of view.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok look I will fully admit that I didn’t notice that, nor did I notice the fetus wired up to drop out of the anus, but I think you’re making some assumptions here about intelligence/horniness. I was distracted by the myriad questions that arose when considering the prospect of a glass belly to monitor pregnancy. What would it be shaped like? Would it just be a little TV screen like a Tellytubby? A porthole like the windows on SpongeBob’s house? Would it just be a big old solid Buddha belly but made of glass? Or maybe some space age tech that lets it flex like a foldable phone. Also, would people be born like that or would the glass belly form upon becoming pregnant? There’s just so many logistics to consider here..

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you! I was starting to wonder if I was the one who missed a memo...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Giving birth through your ass would be horrible tho, so in this case I'd pick the abortion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Tell me you take small dumps without telling me you take small dumps

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, so you're a "outta my dickhole or nohole" kinda fella

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

That's unnatural, son. You either have a natural birth or you die trying like a real man!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd imagine it to be comparable in pain level to giving birth through a vagina. Though the smaller pelvis would definitely be a problem...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Idk, I've never seen an ass stretched out the size of a melon.

And no, I don't want to see it, thank you!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

You have to be pretty stupid to think this way. We’re all disgusting inside.

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