I laughed so hard at this, you have no idea
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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I have a man,
I have pineapple,
Pineappleman?
Penpineappleappleman?
Such is mango
pineappo 😊
What a disaster.
Move aside
And let the pineapple through
Let the pineapple through
Move aside
And let the pineapple through
Let the pineapple through through
BUM BUM, BU BUM , BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUMM
son, I'm gonna blow (and then act like I don't know no body)
Pineapplego
I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn't see the joke.
Weird banana
Is this loss?
Man came anal pine.
I have a man, I have a pineapple.
Pineappleman!
Orange you glad the man go?
I'll be glad if the orange man go
When the rain washes you clean, ananas
Man come
Weird orange
This makes me unreasonably annoyed. Good for you OP!
This was a lot funnier at 3am 🙁
Shame Im only reading it now :/
Wouldve liked to laugh even harder
I really loved it thanks
It is ca. 1 pm here, and I am amused. Thank you for your funny picture random person on the internet :)
It's funny now
It's always 3 somewhere.
3am is a state of mind.
It would have been funnier if you had put the correct fruit tho 🥭
But then it might have been too good to be a shitpost.
That was the joke actually. A little. Misdirection. If you will. Devious.
mischievous, even
Oh, then it didn't land on me, sorry.
I laughed but it still bothers me a little.
Swinger?
Cotton eye joe
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