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This is a bit more insidious than it appears- because it's asking kids to rat out atheists to religious officials.
There are absolutely areas in the US where being discovered as an atheist will ruin your life.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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It's so fucking culty to prevent kids from getting information that goes against the religious leader's beliefs as well.
"Don't talk to the atheist! They might give you bad ideas that will send you to HELL" Literally preventing the spread of information that goes against their beliefs.
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You can always say you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, tho.
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"Witness techniques ". = Regurgitating religious propaganda and "gotchas"
Father, we also have other related news, We have a cease and desist from the Almighty claiming that if we continue to use his name to push our own agenda he is ready to take legal action.
I need that grumpy goat in tattoo form.
Yeah, I'm a grumpy atheist. Guess what, I was an even grumpier theist.
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These have been circulating for... at least a decade now.
Turns out, the Bible is wrong. The truth will not set you free. The truth makes you into a grumpy goat.
But what of tithing?? Who shall ~~grift~~ receive these woebegone atheists' untaxed revenues?
Oh shit. Atheist fursona.
You cannot attempt to battle an atheist unless you're a level 10 Christian with at least a max level crucifix.
That will only work if the atheist doesn't have any patients proficiencies, which comes with almost every athiest subclass. This gives the athiest advantage on charisma, intelligence, and wisdom saving throws from a character with the Christian class against the atheist. This is of course negated completely if the christian comes into the battle with the lawyered-up buff, but I didn't splurge on the LegalEagle's Book of Many Laws. So I'm not sure how that mechanic works.
Avoid talking to them
Yes please
Mr. Guff sounds too much like McGruff, that talking dog narc that works for the FBI.
I bet Mr. Gruff (and while I'm at it, Baphomet) has goat powers like being able to digest just about anything, and walk up slight inclined walls and cliffsides.
If you see someone who is grumpy and bitter rather than trying to witness to them (which doesn't work — we all force-fed Jesus the way we force feed geese) try bringing them cookies or inviting them to the community barbecue.
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously
What a self-tell.
"Everyone that I am aware of being member of a group, is like that."
Mhm I wonder how you know that they are and why they are in a mood like that.
Damn it's like looking in a mirror.
How do they know I'm so horny ??