Comic Strips

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Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
The comic must be a complete story.
If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
You may post comics from others or your own.
If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
Politeness.
Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a penny, that's why I'm drunk on "Jack" and Henny.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Wait, I was supposed to record how often I jerk it when I was in the office? Because I may have underreported. 💁

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Having a % increase associated with masturbation (vs undefined/infinite) means that there was a non-0 number of office masturbations prior to remote work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yup.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I don't think that's impossible

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Don't need remote work for that!

[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If only bosses actually cared about productivity and free employee satisfaction.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It has nothing to do with productivity. When you have a lease for 20 years on very expensive downtown property and a whole department that manages that property and sr stakeholders that have investments in the commercial real estate. Then it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s called going dark. Most businesses don’t own their property. So if they stop operating at a location, even if they still pay rent, there are consequences.

Say you own a strip mall with a grocery store. A selling point to getting restaurants and retail on around it is that the grocery is there. If the grocery store stops doing business there, all the other stores lose business.

I don’t agree with it, but that’s how it is.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm not sure your example tracks as there'd be no reason for a grocery store to pay rent without occupying the space. In this analogy, it would need to be some sort of office which would have some tangential effect on surrounding businesses (like restaurants), but those restaurants could just relocate to where the people are now in their homes.