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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Unsubscribe. UNSUBSCRIBE!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I power blasted diarrhea a lot in my day.

Now I power blast giant turds and I fart way more...I owe it to a high fiber diet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Before metamucil:

After metamucil:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Non credible defense is skewing older and more colon-health conscious than I would have initially expected..

TIL.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (2 children)

No. The bacteria eliminated was all in the people who were dusted for convenience.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

but how do the forces behind the infinity stones determine who gets dusted? In some places is was all except one person in a large group of people dusted and only sometimes was it half of the population of an area.

That means that part of what was dusted away must've been micro-organisms like bacteria in people's guts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But it's not random. Not fair. Not balanced. Entire civilizations of gut bacteria wiped out! To them it was like he wiped out entire planets instead of life forms!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you wipe out the people you wipe out the biome. You just want more than 50% killed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I mean Thanos stick was that it was random and dispassionate, and thus morally not biased towards specific values or ideals. Well except for the individual gut bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't that multiply really fast? We'd be back in like a day, maybe two.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah rapid growth. Maybe a day or two of gut trouble but back to normal pretty quick as long as your diet hasn't changed too much.

And that's possible cuz half of all livestock just vanished, so now you're paying 85 bucks for a steak.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Half the livestock and half the demand. I don't see much problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

if only free markets worked that way. Countries that make lots of would panic and try to horde what is left. You also have half the worker to raise the animals, crops, and everything else we need. Half the number of driver does not mean we need half the roads

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Yeah but you know they'd use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The remaining cattle had to be dusted.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is, the "Up the Thanos" strategy could have worked if Antman simply flew up there while Thanos was emptying his bowels due to the changes to his gut biome. The only difficulty would be swimming up the stream of liquid shit ejecting out at high speeds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Operation Enter Thanussy

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