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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What they actually shouted was "Yamete~ Oniichan~!" and that's why they're infertile.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I didn't even notice the errors in the text before reading the comments.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The words are getting a lot more accurate lately.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

You literally fed it a quote and it still fucked the words up.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Great, now I've got tea on my sweater...

This really caught me by surprise.

[–] [email protected] 217 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
And restore the web to its rightful throne."

Lord ChatGPT of Someshire

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

but it's not in blank verse?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

Both are so stupid and I still chuckle every time I see those.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I literally just posted this in [email protected] because they had the same energy so I ~~found it on the original Reddit post~~ remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

That's amazing lol

Great minds indeed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 81 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Such a wise man

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit post that made me laugh when I randomly remembered it today. Figured it was worth reposting to Lemmy if I laughed upon remembering it and not just upon first sight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago