yay weed and friendship my two favorite things
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Pink one definetely, the green, yellow and especially blue are useless.
I have IBS and I do wish it on my worst enemies. Gimme that pink pill.
Pink please....
Force people to poop on command - I'd have xin jinping on speed dial
I would give this pill to a million Chinese and Russian dissidents.
Xi and Putin would just be constantly shitting. There would be no moment in any day for as long as they lived that they weren't shitting.
Each billionaire poops every 30 minutes. No rest for the wicked. Can be cured by donating the fortune to some common causes.
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Pink would be politically beneficial. You could legitimately make major progress in the world with that power. Someone who disagrees with you tries to speak publicly? Time to poop. Hell. Just harass them with explosive diarrhea until they notice the trend that whenever they do something political, the diarrhea returns.
They'll just take a page from the Trump playbook and start wearing diapers.
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"I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers, But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills."
the pink one, thenbevery oligarch will never stop shitting.
If it's "only on command" too it can also be very good against oligarchs
yeah, never shit again would also be useful.
People with chronic constipation constantly bothering the guy who took the pink pill.
old neighbor recently had surgery because his poop reached his throat
He should have gone into politics instead
Oh sure, "his" poop
Well, what else did he expect to happen when eating shit?