Ok but in the middle of - you're pretty much just gonna have to do anal because mid PIV penetration his dick is now somewhere that doesn't exist. Which is another problem altogether
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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I wonder how many times this has happened to me
Genderfluid is just piss
and you should be flattered
Surely the "victim" would be made bi, having started the event with a partner of opposite gender and finished with one of the opposite. Sort of a virtual threesome - just like a real threesome but without an actual third person
Quotes around 'victim' as they probably didn't notice, unless OOP was prepared and brought a prosthetic penis and wanted to be top
Stop it Patrick, you're scaring the Republicans!
Nah, they're into that. They just won't admit it publicly.
The ultimate bait-and-switch
Plot twist: they were closeted.
No, no, it's only gay if you ram your cock into them. Anything up until then is just foreplay, and ain't no gay in foreplay.
As another user pointed out, anon may have ended up pegging his boyfriend.
I'm afab nb and had a casual encounter with a straight male without explaining my gender. He was shitty about consent and I do take solace in the fact that I queered him without his knowledge.
Ranma ½ without the cold water/hot water mumbo jumbo.
That was in The X files episode Gender Bender. Everytime they had sex with someone they turned into the opposite gender. Except all the sex partners died afterwards.
NGL, this was by far the worst episode of that show that I've seen. It kinda ruined my binge watching of the show for the first time and I didn't watch any more for a while. There was a lot of causal transphobia that I wasn't expecting. I'm aware that it wasn't specifically about trans people but the vibes were not good.
Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!
You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.
Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.
That's cold, man.
Not if you heat them up from storage, you can actually have any temp you desire by using a meat thermometer
Sous-vide GF?
Baby don't cryyyy
I've seen art of a shapeshifter that is exactly this situation.
As a bigender person, THIS IS THE WAY!
At first I read this as “big gender” rather than “bi gender.”
For a few fleeting moments, I thought we were headed into a totally different, and possibly uncomfortable, direction!
BIG GENDER
Are you the one who stole my gender so you could have 2 and I could have none?
Maybe.... depends. Is it good thing or bad thing?
Im quite happy without a gender! Couldn't imagine being any other way. So you'd be welcome to it
If that's so, yes, I stole it from you. It was me!
Thank you :) hope it makes you happier than it would've made me!
Yes, it does I can be beautiful prince and beautiful princess at the same time
I didn't know humans could exhibit endianness
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that lol
Well yes whatever does that mean what I just read, of course I can do that!
It means you're simultaneously big and little.