“I am he” is more like God manifesting through a human body, than saying the current meaning.
Several translations later..
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They must have amnesia. They forgot that I'm HIM.
In other news, Lavern Spicer wants attention.
I love a good double whoosh lmao.
In the near-future the Bible will be banned for spreading "Socialist Values" and being "Too Woke"
Eh, I'm fine with it. The death of Christianity will be a net good for humanity, so I'll take whatever gets us closer to that.
All three Abrahamic religions need to die.
Have you seen the kinds of cultish grifts New Agers AND New Atheists alike have been on? Nature abhors a vaccuum.
Just saying I don't want the Spirit Science guy calling the shots on major holidays
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I think it's actually in the project 2025 list of books to ban.
I’m not necessarily against this idea.
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Jesus, John!
Every time I see a bumper sticker that says "What Would Jesus Do?" or the shorter "WWJD?"...
I'm like "Well he wouldn't have drove a car for one, they didn't even exist."
All these people saying Jesus is my copilot or asking him to take the wheel neglect the fact that he would be a terrible driver and had like no sense of direction. Dude couldn't even stay dead right.
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He had a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.
“For I did not speak of my own Accord” - John 12:49
My guess is it was probably slightly dinged with a coffee can muffler with a "co-exist" bumper sticker, and missing a hubcap.
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That actually makes a lot of sense. Scientists believe the Big Bang created the vast majority of the universe’s helium.