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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Every time I see a bumper sticker that says "What Would Jesus Do?" or the shorter "WWJD?"...

I'm like "Well he wouldn't have drove a car for one, they didn't even exist."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All these people saying Jesus is my copilot or asking him to take the wheel neglect the fact that he would be a terrible driver and had like no sense of direction. Dude couldn't even stay dead right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Jesus walked into a hotel, put three nails on the counter and said "Can you put me up for the night?"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

He had a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.

“For I did not speak of my own Accord” - John 12:49

My guess is it was probably slightly dinged with a coffee can muffler with a "co-exist" bumper sticker, and missing a hubcap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Should have gone with Toyota

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sorry honey, I had to crash the Honda.