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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

I am now imagining that the trial starts... The jury walks in... Each and every one in that same sweater...

I bet the entire court will start sweating bullets 😂

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I am legitimately shocked they're gonna let him go to court. The risk of jury nullification is too high, and people are ready to give him romantic power. If he ended up dead in his cell from a toilet paper noose, that would be a warning to the plebes to get back in line.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What? You're shocked they gave him due process? What was the other option?

Oh I see, are you saying they should have killed him in jail or something?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying that won't happen mysteriously in a few years time?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I don't doubt it at all that it would happen and that there would be no consequences. Which would ultimately lead to more ceo deaths imo. Would be a bad move.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

that would be a warning to the plebes to ~~get back in line.~~ bloody their guillotines.

FTFY. He won't get so much as a hangnail awaiting trial.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

There is no way in hell it gets nullified

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Typical capitalist tactic cashing in

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

We just need to convince these companies that murdering a horrible CEO is the best way to advertise!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

“They are literally treating him like he is some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle,” Agnifilo said. “He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest stage perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career, it was absolutely unnecessary. He’s been cooperative with law enforcement... There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles.”

“It was perfectly choreographed, and what was the New York City Mayor doing at this press conference, your honor? That just made it utterly political,” she continued.

His lawyer seems to not be afraid to pull any punches, I like her.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

She's far from unknown. She was high up in NYC for a while second to the ag. You can find videos of her on the midas touch network on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

I think people are overestimating how much stock any chain has for a specific item at any given moment. It's really not that impressive that specific color of a specific sweater can sell out quickly because of a meme. This is just clickbait.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Capitalism working as intended.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eh, this is not on the stores selling that sweater, it's on the people buying it...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

They def-def shoulda swiped 'em.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Intended is the next part where they roll out a premium line called LM

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then the scam cryptocurrency hits, what am I saying? that's probably already happened.

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