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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I remember seeing someone get a callout post on Twitter for saying they don't see an ethical problem with cannibalism if it's consensual. That's all they said, and they got dogpiled so hard that they apologized and went to therapy for their "unnatural thoughts", and the callouts continued.

Unless several Twitter users plan to give them unrestricted access to their corpse soon, I don't see why that's callout-worthy.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't just not see an ethical problem with it if it's consensual. I'd argue it's the most ethical way to eat meat in that case. We do horrible things to animals without their consent. If someone consents to being eaten, that must be more ethical.

You can argue it's disgusting or something, but if you're arguing with ethics as the basis, consensual cannibalism has to be better than eating other animal meat.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If I'm dead, I absolutely would have no quarrels with people eating my body. Nothing to complain about since I hold no beliefs that when I die, my body needs to be intact for me to go to a heaven like place.

Also, who cares what any family members would think. It's my body, not theirs. If I don't mind people nibbling on my corpse, then I'd hope any family that cares about me is able to respect that wish.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If anyone wants to kill and eat me, go right ahead

It'll be nicer than dying alone and having my body rot in my apartment till someone eventually checks on me

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

ey gonna be honest, i wouldn't want to eat human flesh, even when im starving.

however if my dead body can save someone's live then they gotta do what they gotta do. it's not like i need it anymore

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

idk man I think the mental gymnastics go the other way around here. You have to make a shit load of assumptions to consume human flesh safely and ethically:

  • the person being eaten consents to their body being eaten
  • the person has no family or each and every one of their relatives consents and is totally ok with their loved one's body ending up in a casserole
  • the person has no diseases that can be transmitted by consuming some or all parts of their body: prion disease (brain), AIDS, hepatitis and loads other blood-transmitted illnesses, to name a few obvious ones
  • there are no drugs or medications in the person's body that could be absorbed into your system (regurgitated meth, yummy!)
  • you have the means to effectively and safely process or cook the body yourself or we set up an entire new industry around mass human body consumption which sounds like the plot of a Stephen King novel tbh

As some have pointed out here, if eating human meat is your only available choice in an extreme life-or-death survival situation, it would have to do, but unless you also have the means to carve up and cook the body, you're actually going to consume more energy digesting the raw flesh than what you're getting in return. Humans make for rather poor food overall, that's a fact. I would back this up with some evidence but I don't feel like being put on a list for looking up the nutritional contents of human bodies lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't care for cannibalism but the second bullet doesn't sit right with me. I always wanted to be composted. My family will hate that, but I don't think it's their choice.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

the person has no family or each and every one of their relatives consents and is totally ok with their loved one's body ending up in a casserole

Assuming your first condition is already met then nah, a person's own wishes as regards their own body ought to supersede those of anyone else

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prions are a big problem for cannibalism since they resist high temperature. So they're still deadly even if the "meat" is well cooked. That said, Bones And All was a great film about cannibalism. And it was romantic, in a fucked-up way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Yea just dont eat the brain you should be fine

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Heh, my partner and I have already had the, "I don't seek it out, but if we're life-and-death stranded and you go first, sorry, you're provisions now" conversation.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

nomnom mlem :3 <3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

DIY link to the 'Patience My Ass I'm Gonna Kill Something' cartoon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I see the issue more with relatives, who (today) usually would suffer even more if their loved one's body is eaten by other people.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"How would you feel if someone ate your body?"

Would I be dead? I wouldn't care then, how could I? Go ahead, make more use of the body.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dead bodies make for poor meat the longer it rests. Which is why people don't really eat roadkill. Unless they are looking for brain worms like RFK.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I know several people who will take roadkill if they can confirm the freshness by either witnessing the accident or knowing that the kill recently appeared. I myself almost took a deer once. It was a cold night and the deer wasn't on the corner at midnight. But it was there at 6am while still cold outside. If I had the time and space id have likely brought it home to at least assess the meat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In survival situations I don't see it as that much different than organ donation.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As long as I was already dead when someone decides they want to eat it, I'm fine with that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, they'll probably harvest your organs first so that process should kill you before they start eating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Oh no, not the capitalists!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My main gripe is that humans don't have much meat on them. It works in a pinch, but the effort needed to eat so far outside of our normal pallette isn't worth it.

That said, I would be in favor of letting nature decompose our bodies more. I hate having to waste so much effort on disposing of bodies, especially once I die. I want my body to get torn apart by animals, not buried with holy rites. Mummification is the only burial practice that seems kinda cool. Cremation seems unnecessary, especially if I can get eaten by something instead. Just take what's useful, chop me up a bit, and throw me in the compost!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could become a zoroastrian.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just gotta find a location to build a big tower where there are vultures

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just dump me in a forest somewhere

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

That can kinda be arranged, actually. Something that came up during one of Caitlin Doughty's videos is a nature preserve type place in Florida that they protect by burying people there to decompose naturally. I'm not going to look for more info about this on Christmas though, lol.

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