Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

100% Full with 50% volume occupied by Dihydrogen monoxide molecules and 50% volume occupied by a mixture of molecules in gas form, colloquially refer as "air", which contains, according to the statistical data recorded by analyzing the gas molecules in the air in the Earth's Atmosphere, 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.04% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other trace gases.

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(I have no idea what I'm saying lol)

Ah, it's this time of the year again. (version 3)

Realist: Guys, I think this is piss.

After a long romp, a fairly new g/f went into my kitchen, grabbed a 1 gal bottle of white vinegar from the fridge, poured herself a glass and tried to chugged it while I was still in bed recovering. -She had the nerve to think I tried to poison her (for half a minute)!

Read and use labels. lol

I just watched this so i have to post here https://youtu.be/0EytSWiKrFg

That beaker does not look half full to me. Many like 1/3rd full, or at least somewhere between that and half full.

My mother in-law is a lab scientist. She says this is accurate.

Literalist: The volume of the container is ~50% water.