I wipe homeopathically.
0.5 mm² gently applied at the top of my crack for a nice even dispersal.
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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Why would I stop wiping? There's still blood back there!
Anon never got a new piece of TP after the first wipe...
Just painting that starfish brown with lavish strokes
Always remember to follow the two knuckle rule.
Two knuckles deep or what?
It can be either two knuckles on the same finger or one knuckle from two fingers.
Eventually there is blood but no shit.
Better red than bidet!
It’s the only way I can finger myself without it being gay
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eating fiber helps
Protip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you're shitting.
I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don't have to waste time later on
Smart
The first week, friends still hang out.
The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.
Thanks for the shitty tip!
A shitty tip is when your partner didn't wipe before anal
As a gay bottom (gottom™), your partner should be doing more than wiping before anal
Yes I know. It just doesn't really work with the joke when you explain that they need to also use a nozzle / douche to clean out from the inside.
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