Honestly ask your doctor If you have hemroids, it's common and can bei treated
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Bidets... You don't have bidets?
Nah he didn't even run for reelection
You need to shit some more. There is still ink in the pen.
Wet the paper using the sink
Why? The toilet is literally right there.
The bowl water warms up as you use it. Warm.
Use a bidet, I find whenever I have a burning, the bidet does it.
The blood is likely from a popped hemroid
Moving to Finland was the best thing for my my butt. So clean.
Obviously, a bidet is the best way to have a clean butt, but baby wipes are a good compromise when in public bathrooms, they clean much better than dry toilet paper. Or wash on the side of the bathtub.
Don't flush them no matter what the packaging says, though.
How fucking strong is your toilet that you could flush an entire bidet down it?
Americans don't get much fiber so the toilets have to be severely overbuilt.
This is true, my American uncle once flushed an F150 to save on towing costs after one of the con rods made a window in the block
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Why use toilet paper when bidet shower exists?
Yes. You just use this to blast water into your colon until it's sparkling clean inside. I love it.
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