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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

Homophobic… ._.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago

This looks so much like a hotel room

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 52 minutes ago

It's entirely tidy, let's be honest here.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 hours ago

I spent so many years in the army I am stil not really de-institutionalized. I made my bed every day as a student with bed spread as I didn't want to dirty my bed clothes I'm case someone sat on the bed (small room). I still fold clothes for easy counting. I used to make my wife super angry when I complained about clutter "in the common rooms" as I always took my comic, book or whatever with me as I left the room.

Tbh I only ever got positive comments from the women I dated.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

Just perspective, look at the curtain rod, it also slants downward

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

It's easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"Hey don't worry about shitting in the closet; I'll scoop it up later."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

As an awkard person I'll admit that it would reassure me somewhat. I mean, I wasn't going to but I'm glad it's an option. It's like feeling being accepted despite messing up before potentially messing up, which allows us to skip that dreadful moment between messing up and being either forgiven or despised. And come on, imagine shitting in a closet by, uh, mistake, and not fully expecting that your entire social live is now in ruins and you need to delete all of your social media and move to different country. It could be worded better, sure, but it's a neat gesture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

15 years later

"Hey, the closet shitter is here! Man, remember that time you shit in my closet?"

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