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According to police, Charles Smith, 27, entered the Walmart at 1955 S. Stapley Dr. on Dec. 19 intending to film pranks for social media platforms.

Instead, police said Smith grabbed a can of Hot Shot Ultra Bed Bug and Flea Killer from a shelf without paying for it and then sprayed the pesticide on various vegetables, fruit and rotisserie chickens that were available for purchase.

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

wait until you find out how much DDT we sprayed everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago

...are you retarded?

It's a rhetorical question.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 77 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

I do not agree with the use of "prankster".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

on the vegetables some will already have pesticides from the factory

[–] [email protected] 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah this is a mass poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, it's just a prank, bro!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Right to jail

[–] [email protected] 30 points 16 hours ago

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

"Arrest me Daddy uwu"

[–] [email protected] 52 points 18 hours ago
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