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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Isn't the fact that the parents are in Alabama the more relevant than where the egg is. If there is a record of who owns the egg on the premises of an Alabama provider wherein it may be seized by the Alabama authorities it may be used to demand of the provider or parents an accounting of the disposition of the egg. If it has been destroyed and the information regarding its destruction is available to the provider in state (which would be normal) they can still be charged. Inability to account for it is suspicious in itself and parents could be held in contempt and forced to disclose.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't they do that with actual children as well? Just to be safe?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Children are only important until they are born. After that's happened they can work down the mines for all they care.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I figured that their parents might care a wee bit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Anyone that's taken by surprise by this never lived in Alabama anyway.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What kind of monster submerges their child in liquid nitrogen?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

They don't all come back out alive either!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

But you should see their cute little frozen faces!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mine was just delivering pizza to… I. C. Weiner? Aw man…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Welcome, to the world of tomorrow!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Haven't you heard of a little thing called showmanship?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

im going to eat one

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