this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Believe it or not, he wanted to talk to his ex-girlfriend in Cyprus and forced the plane to land there. It was also a fake belt (made out of wrapped phone cases) which people suspected and is presumably why the guy is so relaxed - but they had to follow his demands anyway as a precaution.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

Iโ€™m very confused.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It's an otherie.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Once in a lifetime experience.