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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Even if you don't qualify, job hunting is just throwing your resume to the wall and see what sticks. You got nothing to lose by applying.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yes, and then don’t provide “real” answers at the interview, make up stuff they want to hear, be friendly and create small talk with a complete stranger, act like you actually GAF about the company when all you want to do is just get a job and start working, screw all this people-interaction stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (6 children)

This entire comment section is a mess of people who apparently don't understand that companies are just listing out the things they want. If they find someone that meets those requirements, then fucking awesome.....otherwise, they will still take people in for interviews that meet a majority of those requirements. You think they'll really pass on someone that has only 7 years experience in this hyper specific role when they are looking for 10?

You don't have to meet every single requirement.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

The post has "as a neurodivergent person" right in the first line. Who do you think is in the comments?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Point is neurodivergent take things more literally. That means the job requirements along with the some possible difficulty in guessing what an interviewer wants when they ask a question. A “normal” person would probably be fine with creatively arranging a resume to look like it matches the job requirements, schmoozing and making small talk with an interviewer, and the follow up courtesy emails. A person say who is ASD/ADHD could find the interactions difficult, especially schmoozing/small talk, and while telling “lies” isn’t foreign at all to non-normative people, being told you kinda have to “lie” on a job app and then creatively explain that lie is gonna be problematic.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the issue is that it's called a **requirement** and not an "appreciated characteristic"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Even better I've had an interview for a company that listed a insane list of skills, spanning front-end to backend over 3 different tech stacks... Turns out your application gets sorted into very specific teams by HR, with a much more limited tech stack. They had a whole online platform for testing before I even spoke to a real human....

Being 'locked' into a limited tech stack wasn't what I was looking for at the time, so all in all a huge waste of time.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why yes, I do thrive under pressure. It's why I use a weighted blanket.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I’d like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus’s garden
in the shade

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Before I graduated I was encouraged to apply for a job that required a four year degree.

Don't worry about it - we know you, they said.

When I submitted my application online it was automatically rejected because the application program correctly flagged that I didn't meet the requirement of having a four year degree.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is when you call them directly and tell them that. They can override the automation.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

and if they won't/can't, then there's an easy answer as to whether it's worth working there at all

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

So, what do you do? The problem is it’s also difficult from the hiring side. Every opening has dozens to hundreds of applicants, most of whom are not qualified. No one can keep up with that, and recruiters/hr are horrible at it. Automation sucks, but it’s the quickest, easiest, fairest way to identify a smaller group that you hope are the ones who are qualified

We can put someone like an intern at the top of the pile because we know them, officially.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like you need to rotate your technical staff into the recruiting process.

Do they spend any time speaking with recruitment/hr?

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