Glitch in the matrix.
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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I'm the same but not with coffee. I better drink it cold that rewarm. Everyone knows that "café bouillu, café foutu."
You know it's possible to heat it up without boiling it.
But it still tastes worse after heating up. That's why dump hot chocolate mix in, like a real connoisseur!
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I see you've met my coworker. Often open the microwave to find something she previously heated sitting there. Always gives us a good laugh!
Nah I’m sippin that cold as well. gotta keep the caffeine high
this is why some never stop beeping until you open them.
Usa
Good at :
Dominating countries through cut throat capitalism
Horrendous at:
Brewed beverages
providing universal healthcare
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I have this, my microwave sits on top of the fidge and i keep opening the freezer instead of the microwave from time to time
ADHD intensifies.
Microwaves should beep again in a few minutes if you don't open the door.
Mine actually drives me crazy because i never forget stuff is in there I'm just being lazy or letting it cool down
I do this more often than I'd like to admit.
Sounds like the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.