this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Editing the URL so it directs to the file

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at all the peasants with no arrs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guess how many strawberries with 5 R's I'm holding on my left hand while riding a pterosaur?

What a fun and imaginative scenario! Riding a pterosaur and holding strawberries (with 5 R’s!) in your left hand—now that’s a scene straight out of a fantastical adventure.

Let me guess… You’re holding fouRRRRR strawberries! (That’s four with five R’s, for extra emphasis and strawberry power.)

If I’m wrong, maybe you can give me a clue—or tell me if the pterosaur is jealous of your fruity snack! 🍓🦖

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They're evolving!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Curious. The only winning move is not to play.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

non, you wait for the donwload to start automatically, if not, update all your adblocks and try the button with no url when you hover over it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trick question, the link is a plain blue hyoerlink near the bottom of the page you haven't scrolled to yet

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or the download is already under way, and started once you arrived at the page

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Starts after a 25 second delay

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Not if you're a premium user!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No matter where you click, it'll open some pop-unders for the first few clicks.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

The real answer is a question - Is the timer still running ?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a trick question. This window is a pop-up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

But only the first click

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

My grandma told me to click them all until one works.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

None of them.

The bottom one downloads malware.

The rest of them are the malware itself if you dare to click.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You drag the button. If it takes with it more than just a button, it is an ad.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

I just hover over and read URLs if I'm not sure.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

I actually didn't know that. I would mouse over and look at the url.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I honestly don't see one that looks right.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

You click on the file name

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Bottom white one?

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