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Marcus, from Tottenham, North London, had been enjoying a holiday with his parents when he met a fellow Brit at the same hotel. A holiday fling sparked and the pair spent time together until the girl, also from London, flew back to Britain.

In Dubai, if an adult has a sexual relationship with a person under 18, they can be prosecuted for having a sexual relationship with a minor. The relationship would be legal in the UK.

Marcus and his parents were set to fly back shortly after - but their plans were thrown into chaos when police knocked on their hotel room door. The "terrified" teenager was then reportedly hauled in for questioning without any explanation and held at the Al Barsha Police Station, DID said. He spent three days there, during which time he was not allowed to make a phone call or speak with his parents, it is claimed.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Hard to feel sorry about anyone travelling to Dubai.

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[–] [email protected] 287 points 1 week ago (9 children)

You Europeans really gotta stop vacationing in fucking Dubai, there are way cooler places to fly to.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only good reason to be there is a connecting flight

[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It's fucking Dubai.. Why would you want to go there?

A monument to man's arrogance, literal slaves, rampant misogyny, homophobia Yada Yada. Terrifying laws based on ultra conservative religions. Routinely one of the hottest places in the world and extremely expensive.

Just fucking why?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Because for some people those are features.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

My guess is that the bri'ish family is either composed of rich assholes wanting to show off they're rich, or of scammers that still haven't got caught. Seriously, that city is a magnet for scammers to spend money on.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Like, you know, rest of the Europe

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

100%, I hated every minute of my layover wandering that shit-quality SimCity attempt, the bubble popped real fast once I talked to some locals.

I can't wait for the sand to bury that cruel slave labor shitberg.

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck Dubai.

Signed me, who grew up there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man I'd be interested to hear about that. Any interesting insights?

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