A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
Related communities:
The fact women going crazy over the shooter is just making dating harder. Now on a third date you’re absolutely getting asked “yeah but would you sacrifice your life and take out a high profile CEO for me or are you just looking for a situationship?”
"Well, and I don't mean to brag, ok. He's a leftist, who's into guns!"
"Oh, lucky!"
"Honey, you better take that man to the altar"
Would. Need prep time.
I would if I thought I had a good chance of succeeding, but having never even used a gun before I would not exactly be the most competent assassin.
It's not hard to learn gun safety. There are private classes (in America and I assume anywhere guns are permitted)
i just searched and even found a free online one! lots of options
Is situationship the new word for fling?
Guess I'm old now.
I think it specifically refers to a casual relationship where one person caught feelings
That is at least a bit more specific than a fling.
It's used pejoratively. On the surface it's a relationship without labels. In practice one person catches feelings and their friends use this word to convince them to find someone who will actually commit to them.
I think its just “you live your life and I’ll live mine, and we’ll squeeze bits of relationship when it’s convenient for both of us”
wouldn't that just be 'friends with benefits?'
Fwb doesn't have romantic elements. The "benefits" is sex, not any other relationship stuff. The friendship doesn't even have to be a particularly good one.
It is ok to have standards. 😉
Edit:This absolutely is not helping the situation:
studying what looking like that? seriously?!
Bro even lifts.
2 for 2 luigi does not miss
It won't be long until he gets married in prison TO ME!
Good, I got my meme ready: Sir, a second CEO has just been hit.
Just answer the question