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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make it quick, I wouldn't make a good battery

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I just realized I’m gay, how do you respond to that?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Do you have any advice for my son? He's grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Go you! Edited

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you had to have sexual CBT and BDSM with your grandparents, who are you picking and why?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dad's parents 10x over. A retired drill sargeant-turned-private contractor and red cross nurse versus a chemical engineer poindexter and his SAH wife

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What is your favorite thing disabled people can't do?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

I love night hiking

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Would you work for Panda Express if they paid you with cash?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Uh, no, just the General Tso with rice, please

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How did you propose to your fiance?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Liquid spewing from both ends

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which one? The African one? Naah I hate him. The white one tho? Mmmm 😍

/s

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What do you hate most about computers?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What stereotypes do you hate about America?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We don't all drink piss light beer and shoot guns. Many Americans can live long, happy lives without ever shooting a gun.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Which country should be nuked and why

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who was the 65th US secretary of state?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Colin Powel

[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are so many, it's hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What do you think about minorities?

[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't like em, never cared for em

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oof. What was the original?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretend you’re President and given dictatorial powers, who would you eliminate first on day one to make the world a better place?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This is a difficult one. In a post-Marxist sense where social striation is almost infinite, I'd guess it would be whichever group crossed the most "-ists" in the Venn Diagram, if that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You must create a feel-good movie to lift everyone's spirits, what do you make?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A Pixar adaptation of Night by Elie Weisel

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