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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

In Taiwan we put ice in our beer and like it.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've had a singular alcoholic beverage and tbh it wasn't good and I felt nothing. What's the crime of mixing with ice tea?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Liquor in tea? Delicious.

Beer in anything? Disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A Radler is a German thing, shandy in English. Basically half lager half lemonade. Fantastic light drink. I've seen them at Total Wine in a few flavors.

Beer cocktails are a thing. Drink what you like.

Prost.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Tea does not mix with anything but sugar and fruit, and I will die by that. Twisted Tea is an abhorent product, and the creator needs a catholic exorcist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'll go with a "Pink Elephant"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

TIL shandy is not "sham brandy" as in non-alcoholic (??) brandy but what we call Radler. Learning all kinds of things today. Thank you OOP.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Radler ✅

Alcohol-Free Beer ❌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
  • Radler: beer & lemon soda
  • Berliner Weisse: beer & raspberry syrup

Those are the two I know; there are others.

The Germans, who among all people are known for their long and storied association with beer above all else, regularly mix beer with random stuff. If they do it, I'd argue it's more normal than American purism.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Oh there is more:

  • Russ: wheat beer & lemon soda
  • Cola-Weizen: wheat beer & coke
  • Kirschgoaß: dark beer & coke & cherry liquor & cognac usually served as a 1L Maß
  • Almradler: beer & Almdudler (an Austrian herbal soda)
  • at an Irish Pub: Irish Car Bomb: Stout & Irish Cream & Whiskey (it's surprisingly good and packs a punch)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Last one trying to get someone killed?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol-free beer + coke/sprite = Horrorschoppen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Look... It's not the tequilas fault you chose bad beer.... 😂

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Beer is mid, my favourites are Fireball, Jägermeister, any soju, and Everclear

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Shandies are called Radler in Germany, and many hate them so much that there are well known songs hating against them. To be fair, they are songs you'll only hear on parties, after a few shots and beers, but still.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Watched one of my friends put beer in his cereal on vacation because we didn't have milk. Apparently it was good

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like grains...

[–] [email protected] 117 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Shandies are a generally accepted thing, and they’re half lemonade half beer, so this really isn’t some wild, out there concoction.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As a PNW beer snob, I used to make shandies out of the Ranier 30 racks that would be left at our house after a party. I didn't like the beer at the time and mixing it with lemon San Pellegrino made it delightful.

I now drink Ranier proudly when I can since I moved to Chicago. I love this city but I still bleed green, white, and blue.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Boa! Das heißt „Radler”.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, but complaining about bitter and then adding more bitter to improve it makes no sense. They didn't say they added sweet tea.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Iced tea usually has tons of sugar.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's sweet tea in northern America. Unsweetened is the default here.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's sweet tea in the United States.

In Canada "Iced Tea" means "sweet tea" most of the time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Why are people downvoting you? Iced tea in Canada is sweet. Think things like Brisk or Nestea. If you order iced tea at a restaurant here, it's coming out if the same machine as the pop (syrup+water) just not carbonated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Really? I thought iced tea was unsweetened when I visited Canada, but I could be misremembering.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (6 children)

If you order an iced tea in Canada you are getting Nestea/Brisk like 95% of the time. Both are sweet teas, but are marketed and labelled as "Iced Tea", not "Sweet Tea" - ask our American beverage overlords Coke/Pepsi why

If you are in a cafe, or some other place where the expectation is that they brew their own, then yes, it's generally unsweetened - but it's also usually explicitly labelled as such on the menu so you know whether you are getting brewed tea vs a glass of corn syrup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Brisk makes me so sad. I'll just do a soda instead at that point. I'll do unsweetened iced tea or sweet tea, but not that trash.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tastes like it was designed by someone who had never had tea in their lives.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Unsweetened for americans maybe

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Ok? Like...it means no sugar. Just tea and ice. It's my default drink. Pure leaf and gold peak make it. 0 calories. Don't know what to tell you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Alright that's funny.
Doubly so if you have ever had southern sweet tea where you could probably put a stick in it and get rock candy back out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I've definitely ordered one when I was down south, poured 2/3rds out, and topped it up with water, and it was still comparable to nestea

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

On top of that, fruit IPAs are a thing as well. They're not my thing but other people like them so, good for them I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that just a shandy? Or is that lemonade

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It's lemonade. But lemonade as in Sprite or 7up, not the lemon squash Americans usually mean by the term.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Weiss beer and grapefruit juice is the best.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

One time i mixed a chocolate peanutbutter beer with grape juice to make a pbj shandy.

It was equally as gross as the beer was on its own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Try banana juice. You can thank me later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I'd seen colaweizen plenty of times when I was in Germany years ago. But then this guy walked up to the bar and asked for a Fantaweizen. That was new for me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A splash of OJ or Sprite at the top of your beer is a great hangover drink. Irish buddy taught me that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

That sounds like an Archer thing: “I’m afraid if I stop drinking the cumulative hangover will kill me”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

A fellow man of culture I see

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