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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, what's this?

ITS PRIGOZHIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thayt mayn has a fambly!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

South Korean coup?

Nope, it's me Prigozhin!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

A 3 hour coup started by President Yoon, who had a psychotic break when someone official started investigating his wife. My money is on her doing a Lady Macbeth... "Declare martial law, prove you're a real man, don't ask where I got those Prada bags.." Source: am Shakespeare expert

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

guys, it was just a prank!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Took me so long to realize he's dead and this is fake hahah. I should go to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

he's dead

Yeah, dead... nervous laughter

And before you ask, no, I'm not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You really are a mad scientist. You're in it for the science, damn the practicality or ethics! No sane scientist would select a 62 year old man to be the base for their super soldier program, but look at you go!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

His heart and lungs are those of a 20 year old, due to hot dog juice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 123 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

1% chance this is real, but I like those odds.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

He's baaaaack

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Next President of South Korea that will sucessfully do what the current President failed to do.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nah, the next is going to be impeached for cultist shit. The writers don't like to repeat story arcs that quickly. Gotta let them simmer for a few years before you bring them back. Schedule says Rich People Cult tries to embezzle money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this delayed fallout from Park Geun-hye–Choi Soon-sil Gate?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I wouldn't be surprised but I thought those prosecutions were all done.