At least the pillowcase was dry.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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Could be worse. You could have died while trying to put on a sweater.
A pair of scissors for a knife and it could be pants.
This is much funnier if you imagine instead of this Mike Mitchell guy, it's Mel Brooks.
Tshirts are black.
Pillowcases are white.
Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.
"Tshirts are black"
Butch from Pulp Fiction would disagree.
I don't think it's mandatory.
It should be, that would prevent many of the world's problems.
Death, taxes, and black t-shirts
Roses are red
Violets are Cupid
Pillowcases are tshirts
Poetry is stupid
Well, that's one down, time to see what tomorrow brings, eh?
Then the pillow case opened its big mouth and shouted out “Hufflepuff!”
The way my week is going, I would have just given up and went to bed with the pillowcase over my head.
That could be petty comfy
I have to sleep with my eyes covered and my go-to thing to cover them with is a folded up pillowcase. I get the extra long ones so I can just one on like a blindfold.
Just place an entire pillow over your face. Covers your eyes and the lack of air keeps you from getting up.
I like putting a T-shirt on over my eyes (as if you were putting it on, but half way through just lifted it up while leaving the neckline between my eyes and the tip of my nose).
After crying a little