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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

How to be a millionare by 30:

  • ~~get 2 million as a gift from parents~~
  • Start a buisness in an untapped market
  • get investors
  • work all day every day
  • workout and meditate to keep you body and mind healthy
  • save as much as you can, no starbucks!
  • sell the buisness once it is valued over a million
  • use that money to start a new one
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or being born into the family of a former Plantation Owner.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?

You need to start by making small changes to your daily habits, and build up to massive fraud. If you try to do it all at once the habit wont stick.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I dont know about that. Small crimes get prosecuted. Big crimes? You just pay a fine that's less than what you made.

I'm thinking "big crimes" is probably better overall. Might as well just start there.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Important note in small script:
only applicable if you're a millionaire already

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like avocados. I've literally never had avocado toast.

And somehow I'm not a millionaire.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

Have you tried getting a 10 million dollar loan from daddy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Waiting for SBF to respond to this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Can take a while

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