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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Virgins make a lunch order

Chads make a launch order

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Putins brain hemmoarage 🤤

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel generous today so Slava Ukraïni for all!

And then a nice Bombing of Kremlin for me, thanks and cheers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Cheers 🍹

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Warszawa isn't in Ukraine 👀

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps a greeting to the Polish neighbors who have already suffered under russia, hate russia and are very supportive of Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

RIP that Polish farmer who lived on the border and was killed by Russian missile debris. He deserved better than a 2 hour news cycle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

No but their borscht is very good, if you order it to eat in they give you a big slice of any of their fresh baked breads (sunflower rye is the best one.)

Their cabbage rolls are pretty tasty and during summer they have a delicious pickle salad.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Putin's Brain Hemorrhage, please

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

One of each, line em up!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not a shots guy really, they all sound terrible, but what the hell, I'll take one of each, just please be quiet in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

/report looks too credible

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Obviously bombing of the kremlin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno.. it's a toss up between that and Putin's brain hemorrhage.. Nah, let's make it easy; one of each, please!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, how can you pass on Orks on Fire?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Since I had a little sambuca accident and burned part of my beard I stay away from burning drinks. They sound nice though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

"We have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever! We begin bombing in 5 minutes"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yoooo, this sub is based!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the potpourri on the urinal is a nice touch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hopefully grown with 100% natural dead Russian remains.