Futurama

"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"

And the obligatory, "good news everyone!"

The two I use on a regular basis:

"for no raisin"

and "Tell them I hate them."

Other ones that come out when the opportunity arises.

"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank."

"Fifty-six!!!!"

"First one, then the other."

Shut up and keep looking apologized to.

Shut up baby I know it

Use it with the wife often, mostly with success

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

“Hahahaha”

Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

“HAHAHAHA”

I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel

My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."

That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.

Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else

“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy

"So, what you think you just explained was..."

"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"

I was gonna go yachting in those feet!

• I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
• This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
• Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
• Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
• That wasn't cowardice!
• No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
• Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.

"Your mother!"

Robot house

Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:

"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"

Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!

Nibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.

fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.

Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.

Hey, Professor. You're a professor.

"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"

"... An idea?"

I could do without these boobs flopping about

My only regret is that I have boneitis

Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

"wooooooooo"

Its actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)

"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body