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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For the bottom machine, run the faucet for a few seconds before you put your cup under it. Last thing anyone wants is half-watered down cherry coke or homeopathic fanta.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Homeopathic Fanta lol, I'm gonna use this in the future

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those vending machines have facial recognition cameras on them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Yeah, says so right there in the brochure. "Video capability" AND it's got bluetooth, which is a famously promiscuous protocol so if you're anywhere near one of these things with BT enabled on your fone it's fucking in your BT, seeing your status

edit: I bet it can even tag me driving by listening to Spotify on my earbuds. I can get a lot further from my phone than I'd be from the drink machine in who knows how many fast food spots before service drops.

That's actually pretty terrifying now that I think about it and I've long been a fan of BT earbuds but damn, these drink machines and any number of unknown nodes could just be watching me drive around

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not sure about that, but I did see numerous new Coca-Cola products in new flavors that I assume they put together by scraping metrics from these; and if I remember correctly they do have cellular interface.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

Google it or look at my other comment for source

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Instructions unclear. Sees hole, unzips...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No flavor customization options ❌

At least 6 flavor shots available to add to the base flavor ✅

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like sugar so I put sugar in your sugar.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Six flavor shots that mix with all the others and end up just tasting like a combination of them all. 😷

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Actually its like crazy precise tube delivery some guy made a fortune engineering it 👍 So that exact doesn't happen

Surgical machines use it now it was revolutionary at the time

Peter Dorneys patents focus on various aspects of beverage dispensing, including the efficiency and accuracy of drink preparation. His innovations have paved the way for automated systems that can mix and dispense beverages with precision, which is crucial in both commercial and medical applications. https://patents.google.com/patent/US8127805B2/en

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah but the people at the theatre don't replace the concentrate pouches when they are running low so you still end up with diluted garbage that is mostly just plain soda water

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Bullshit it always tastes like it has vanilla in it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My bad. But why does it taste like shit then?

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