Well, lm not hating Lemmy mods and admins. Just little meme to reminf you that you should go outside to stay healty : )
Ok. I'm itchy now. Thanks.
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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No you can't make me!
Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.
It's -20, I'll have to dig out some grass.
I miss proper winter
Nah mate
Sorry I’m allergic
Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it's raining.
It's fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )
How do you get past the great firewall to post here?
Wrong Country. I know you are thinking Beijing. But it's Northern India.
Outside? But that's where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!
imma touch ass instead
Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.
Grass is frozen, got frost bite.
Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died....I think I'll stay here for now.
Okay, but what if I don't want Lemmy users to be healthy?
(Kidding! I love you all!)
Jokes on you.
I sit outside and doomscroll.
I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!
I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
From blog about derailleurs
It's snowing 😭
Then play in the snow! You can build a thing
Lucky you
then fucking SHOVEL IT!!
Umm, it's November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?
But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!
Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.
I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.
You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.
I’m doing my part
We're having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.
Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass
Do you have any idea how far I'd have to travel to touch grass?
The first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!
Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with
All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens
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